Struggling to realize your full procrastination potential? Finally, a primer for procrastinators has arrived. Not Now is an illustrated instruction manual that teaches novice and advanced procrastinators how to dally, dawdle, and lollygag their way to expert-level procrastination. Starting with simple exercises, such as “sit” and “pace,” instructions gradually advance in complexity and futility—“learn how to write in your non-dominant hand,” “color coordinate your bookshelves to look like a Pantone color guide”—and eventually reach master level: “learn a new language by correspondence course, pack your bags, and move to another country.”
Benjamin English is a graphic designer based in Kingston, New York.
|Format||Paperback / softback|
|Publication Date||14 April 2020|